Who goes and gives a random child a wet willy? So, I'm not surprised that he got arrested at all.
Police arrested a homeless man who was accused of giving a 4-year-old boy a "Wet Willy" in a waiting room of a Connecticut business on Tuesday, via NBC New York.
Michael Migani, 34, was charged with second-degree breach of peace and second-degree reckless endangerment.
"Police said he allegedly approached a 4-year-old boy playing with his mother in the waiting room of a business, stuck his finger in his mouth and then put it in the boy's ear." via
Well...you don't hear stories like this often.