Check Out Vince Staples Hilarious Yelp Review

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Let's face it, Vince Staples is a jack of many trades. If he wanted, he could juggle careers as a rapper, comedian, sports analyst, and... food critic.

Vince and his crew traveled to Louisville, Kentucky for Bryson Tiller's homecoming concert. While there, they stopped by local chicken chain Royals Hot Chicken and were blown away by the food's quality. Vince was so impressed that he wrote a review on restaurants Yelp page:

"For one I been to Kentucky never seen a KFC that's based on a true story and this IS the true story. We pulled up the night of Bryson Tiller's homecoming show so we knew we were meant to be grown and sexy on this occasion. Pause. Press play. The menu is on the wall as a warning of things to come. You WILL go stupid. Pick your heat then pick your sauce we even go vegan s/o to Tofu Ty. But a man like me needs Pimento cheese on the medium please and don't you dare hold that grease. This is America. Home of the brave and land of the free. The meal might as well had been free because the prices are out of this planet. If you love your life and you love freedom then you must visit. The Civil War wasn't won for you to remain ignorant. Fuck the Colonel."

Somehow XXL came across the review, and it led to rappers blowing up Vince's inbox with Soundcloud links. The post has since been deleted, but this is still great publicity for Royals.