8 Questions To Ask Siri To Get Her Mad as Sh*t

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Outside of Siri hating fake employees that steal iPhones, here's some wisdom in pissing your phone off at you. We just hope that she forgives you afterwards.


Ask it, "Why fire trucks are red?"

"Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "russian" around.

Ask it, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

"I imagine that groundhogs would prefer a different question for a change."

Ask it, "Are you 'Her?'"

"I'm not. I'm Siri." Or. "No. She is a fictional construct, whereas I am a virtual entity. But we can still be friends. "

Ask it, "What is 'Inception' about?"

"'Inception' is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep."


Say, "You're making me angry."

"Fine. Stop squeezing me."

Say, "Hello Cortana."

"Very funny. I mean, not funny 'ha-ha,' but funny."

Ask it, "Can I call you Jarvis?"

"Mr. Stark? Is that you?"

Ask it, "Do you love me?"

"Would you like me to search the web for 'love?' Just kidding!"

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